février 2012
Eating salad with disdain because fat people don't...
juicyjacqulyn:
LOL JOKE I LOVE THAT SHIT
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all of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
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take a screenshot of your desktop rn and then...
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I had a Destiel dream last night
I can’t really remember the specifics, but it had D/s undertones to it. Castiel was being really really submissive to Dean, trying to persuade him to dominate him, but Dean felt uncomfortable because he wasn’t exactly down with dominating an angel of the Lord.
I learned from that dream that submissive!Castiel is a MASSIVE turn on oh yes.
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Please sponsor and promote Shanice Lewis to climb... →
paperbackmountain:
Thanks for taking the time to visit my JustGiving page! I’m Shanice Lewis, and i’m a 19 year old Drama and Creative Writing student at Royal Holloway, University of London.
In July, I hope to climb Kilimanjaro as well as spend two weeks in the surrounding area volunteering in the local orphanages - but I need your help.
From a young age I’ve witnessed the chaos that poverty...
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The other day I had a very in depth discussion with a friend about the circumstances in which I would or would not fuck Barack Obama.
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iheartsnivellus a demandé : SHANNON YOU ARE ADORABLE. i am looking at your blog and then i see myself on the page 55 and i am like: WOAH, i didnt even feel it! <3
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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crystalc0uture:
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taytaygarcia:
Best way to get out of class
HAHAHAHAHHA
Hahaha he’s my hero now ;D
LOL WHAT A BOSS
lol the teacher doesnt even do anything!
LOLOLOL YESSSS
LOL he’s my idol now
WAIT!!! HAHAHAHAHA
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The ways Sherlock Holmes calls Watson.
sherlock in books: mr. john watson, mr. watson, dr. watson, dear watson, my friend, doctor
sherlock on bbc: JAWNN
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“yuck, that’s disgusting,” i say as i take another bite
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Unpopular opinion on british men
Me: I seriously can't get over the fact of how the UK keeps producing such fine male specimens.
Normal person: I knoooow right?
Me: Like, omg, Benedict Cumberbatch.
Normal person: Who?
Me: Like, omg, Tom Hiddleston.
Normal person: Who the heck is that?
Me: Like, omg, David Tennant
Normal person: Wut?
Me: Like, omg, James McAvoy.
Normal person: That one sounds familiar.
Me: Like, omg, Colin Firth.
Normal person: Isn't that the guy from Bridget Jone's Diary?
Me: And omg, John Simm and Matt Smith and Martin Freeman and Alan Rickman and Tom Hardy.
Normal person: Idon'teven...
Me: Rupert Graves and Colin Morgan and Hugh Laurie!
Normal person:
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Normal person:
Me: What? Who were you thinking of?
Normal person: David Beckham.
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Me: Gtfo.
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iheartsnivellus a demandé : oh, thanks for following me! i loved your preferences, mainly sherlock <3 so i am following back :)
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bro-bots:
benedict cumberbatch is the horta
i have no comment on the matter
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Supernatural - Second Verse, Same as the First →
Rating: R
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Author: oatmeal_queen
Summary: On a day that doesn’t seem to want to end, Dean and Castiel are faced with an opponent who attempts to force them apart with the barter of one’s freedom in exchange for the other’s absolute death. But who’s life is worth more? A human’s or an angel’s? And for two creatures who seemingly dislike each other, why is it so hard to...
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Every time I watch The Great Game, one thing...
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detectiveintraining:
There is no way a genius like Sherlock would treat a gun like that. I mean, he’s literally scratching his head with it. He may walk on the wild side, but he’s not an idiot.
I watched this again the other night to prepare myself for Reichenbach Falls, when suddenly it hit me.
Where on earth did Sherlock get a gun from,...
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If you like Broadway
song-of-purple-summer:
You should check out my blog.
I will be posting
Pictures if shows
Broadway News
My adventures seeing shows
And much more!
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cantescape-fromhim:
i live a phantom of the opera appreciation life
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FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. I'LL FOLLOW BACK IF YOU TELL... →
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"You're a girl, obviously."
Obviously a girl?! Yeah, no fuck you very much. My mum and partner were talking about if little kids know if they’re boys or girls.
The whole conversation I was just dying to yell out so many things (most of which would get me laughed at (or get mentioned at my next appointment with my doctor)) but then that was said to me.
It just… I don’t know. Makes me feel so bad that to...
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fyfml:
Today, I called the toaster a “cheeky thing” for being done before the kettle. FML
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